Source file - sent SMS transcript to one recipient during current month. Manipulated through use of an online N+7 Oulipo generator. Output was then alphabetized and subjectively cut down to four-line stanzas.
Are you behaving?
Are you behaving?
Are you behaving?
Are you behaving?
Are you behaving?
Are you behaving?
Are you behaving?
Are you behaving?
Are you cool chickpea?
Are you coolant chief?
Are you coping chimera?
Are you co-op child?
Are you cooler chieftain?
Are you coolie chihuahua?
Are you cooperation childhood?
Are you coot chill?
Are you just hang-up out?
Are you just hangman out?
Are you just hankering out?
Are you just happiness out?
Awesome.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Did you have a good daydream?
Did you have a good daze?
Did you have a good dazzle?
Did you have a good deadbeat?
Donation't stay up too late.
Donkey't stay up too late.
Doodah't stay up too late.
Doom't stay up too late.
Good morsel. I was asleep. Look forward to seeing you soon.
Good mortality. I was asleep. Look forward to seeing you soon.
Good mortarboard. I was asleep. Look forward to seeing you soon.
Good mosaic. I was asleep. Look forward to seeing you soon.
Good nightcap.
Good nightclub.
Good nightingale.
Good nightmare.
Good nightstick.
Good nimbus.
Good nincompoop.
Good nipper.
Have you talked with her? She is waiting.
Have you talked with her? She is waiting.
Have you talked with her? She is waiting.
Have you talked with her? She is waiting.
Hopeful you're having function. What are you up to. We're eavesdropper at Taze.
Horizon you're having fundamental. What are you up to. We're eccentricity at Taze.
Horn you're having funeral. What are you up to. We're echelon at Taze.
Horse you're having funk. What are you up to. We're ecologist at Taze.
How is it going with the cataclysm?
How is it going with the catacomb?
How is it going with the catapult?
How is it going with the cataract?
How is it going with the catastrophe?
How is it going with the catechism?
How is it going with the category?
How is it going with the caterwaul?
Hurt.
Husband.
Hush.
Husk.
Hussy.
Hustle.
Hustler.
Hyacinth.
Hyaena.
Hybrid.
Hydrate.
Hydrocarbon.
I can pick you up.
I can pick you up.
I can pick you up.
I can pick you up.
I hear you are not. Please behave.
I hear you are not. Please behave.
I hear you are not. Please behave.
I hear you are not. Please behave.
I hear you are not. Please behave.
I just landed in Charlotte. I'll catechism the planet to Pittsburgh in an
hourglass. How was your daydream?
I just landed in Charlotte. I'll caterpillar the planner to Pittsburgh in an houseboy. How was your dazzle?
I just landed in Charlotte. I'll cathode the plantain to Pittsburgh in an housefather. How was your deadbeat?
I just landed in Charlotte. I'll catholic the plantation to Pittsburgh in an houseful. How was your deadline?
I'm on the wayfarer backbench.
I'm on the wealth backer.
I'm on the weatherman backlog.
I'm on the web backwater.
Is praise over?
Is prattle over?
Is preamble over?
Is precedent over?
Just waiting for the stowaway to passer-by.
Just waiting for the strait to password.
Just waiting for the straitjacket to pasta.
Just waiting for the stranglehold to pastiche.
Just wondering
Just wondering
Just wondering
Just wondering
Just wondering
Just wondering
Just wondering
Just wondering
Look forward to heart about it when I come homeland. Nightclub nightclub.
Look forward to heartbreak about it when I come homestead. Nightie nightie.
Look forward to hearth about it when I come homicide. Nightingale nightingale.
Look forward to hearty about it when I come honeybee. Nimbus nimbus.
Look forward to heat about it when I come honeycomb. Nincompoop nincompoop.
Look forward to heater about it when I come honeymoon. Ninny ninny.
Look forward to heath about it when I come honk. Nip nip.
Look forward to heathen about it when I come honorific. Nipper nipper.
Na na na na, hey hey hey, good nightclub
Na na na na, hey hey hey, good nightingale
Na na na na, hey hey hey, good nincompoop
Na na na na, hey hey hey, good ninny
Rainbow just passed. Windbag and sunbather appear. Might go sailing. Tell Moment when you will be backbench.
Raincoat just passed. Windbreak and sunbeam appear. Might go sailor. Tell Momma when you will be backbencher.
Rainforest just passed. Windlass and sunburn appear. Might go sake. Tell Monarchist when you will be backcloth.
Rainstorm just passed. Windmill and sundae appear. Might go salaam. Tell Monarchy when you will be backdrop.
Rally just passed. Windscreen and sunhat appear. Might go salary. Tell Moneylender when you will be backhand.
Ramble just passed. Wine and sunrise appear. Might go salesgirl. Tell Mongrel when you will be backing.
Ramification just passed. Winger and sunset appear. Might go salesperson. Tell Monitoring when you will be backpack.
Rampage just passed. Wink and sunshine appear. Might go salient. Tell Monkey when you will be backwater.
See you around 8.
See you around 8.
See you around 8.
See you around 8.
See you around 8.
See you around 8.
See you around 8.
See you around 8.
Soundings function.
Soups fund.
Southerners funfair.
Souths funeral.
Souvenirs fungus.
Sovereigns funnel.
Soviets furl.
Sows furlong.
Still at practitioner?
Still at prairie?
Still at praise?
Still at prance?
Still at prank?
Still at prattle?
Still at preamble?
Still at precaution?
Still at precedent?
Tell me where and with whom you are?
Tell me where and with whom you are?
Tell me where and with whom you are?
Tell me where and with whom you are?
Tell me where and with whom you are?
Tell me where and with whom you are?
Tell me where and with whom you are?
Tell me where and with whom you are?
That looks great.
That looks great.
That looks great.
That looks great.
That looks great.
That looks great.
That looks great.
That looks great.
That's bevy.
That's bias.
That's bib.
That's biff.
Timekeeper for Bedbug.
Timepiece for Bedchamber.
Timeserver for Bedpan.
Timetable for Bedpost.
Timpanist for Bedroom.
Tine for Bee.
Tinge for Beech.
Tinkle for Beehive.
Well at least you didn't have to go to a megalomaniac.
Well at least you didn't have to go to a melancholic.
Well at least you didn't have to go to a melodrama.
Well at least you didn't have to go to a memento.
What are you up to?
What are you up to?
What are you up to?
What are you up to?
What are you up to?
What are you up to?
What are you up to?
What are you up to?
What did you work on this mortise. Learn anything new?
What did you work on this mosaic. Learn anything new?
What did you work on this mosquito. Learn anything new?
What did you work on this moss. Learn anything new?
What's up for the nightclub?
What's up for the nightingale?
What's up for the nightlight?
What's up for the ninny?
Why do you write to her and not to me?
Why do you write to her and not to me?
Why do you write to her and not to me?
Why do you write to her and not to me?
Why do you write to her and not to me?
Why do you write to her and not to me?
Why do you write to her and not to me?
Why do you write to her and not to me?
An Uncreative Poem